2. Rev. Cailen Cambeul

My Awakening

By Reverend Cailen Cambeul, P.M.E., C.A.
Co-Founder of the Creativity Alliance

Before you begin to read, remember that we do have Greek and Italian Creators within the Church, and I am honoured to call each and every one of them Brother or Sister.


Cailen & Nigger Born in 1969 of Scots parentage, I was naturally raised to be proud of my Race and Heritage. And for this reason I’ve been despised by muddyCULTuralists wherever I went. I remember in 1977, when I was a little seven year old sitting up the back of the class listening to my school teacher’s Asian friend tell us about his native Hong Kong – this was the first Asian I’d ever seen not on TV. When it came to my turn to ask a question I asked if everybody in Hong Kong had a flat nose like him. (His eyes weren’t really slanted enough to make that much of a difference to a child.) The question was met with shock and horror from the teacher, her slope-head and the rest of the class. How dare I ask such a question! For the first time in my life I had been accused of racial vilification. Now, any mud loving MultiCULTi reading this would be bound to say my question contained racist overtones and so I received my just deserts. WRONG! This was an innocent question from an innocent child in search of knowledge, and should have been answered in a factual and truthful way. Instead of doing this, that MultiCULTi teacher left that seven year old with the realisation that, even if a question seems fair, you must keep your mouth shut when it comes to race. i.e. Other races because White people don’t count.

Meanwhile I went home, spent more years watching television, learning that if you want to be cool you had to be either a Negro or non English speaking White – unless of course you were German. In that case you were either ridiculed as Colonel Klink or Sgt Schulze (both Jews in reality), or you were a rampant Nazi trying destroy everyone and everything you could lay your hands on. And it was obvious where those who did speak English and looked White came from, as they were always telling the audience how their Kike Kulture was superior to anything from Europe, as all European culture is supposedly a creation of the Jewish people.

I saw all of this, albeit vaguely, and while childishly entertained, it still didn’t seem right. Not by a long shot.

So, by the time I was seven years old bringing home school notices demanding we make regular donations to poor unfortunate starving children, I was easily dissuaded by a simple phrase from my parents, “The money is for black kids; think about poor Australian kids?” The next day I told my friends (all the while making sure I wasn’t overheard by school teachers) about the money going to black kids. My friends seemed to think this was the right thing to do, while I saw it as nothing but deception.

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